Translation:
“I’ll pencil you in for Saturday the 9th 📝”
Me: The whole thing was YOUR idea…that’s why it’s funny. I just made a website
Bill: Well, it wouldn’t exist without your absolute and frequent murder of the English language 🤣
Me: I said literary
Me: That’s going on now
Bill: Literary is a word.
Me: Not in that context
Bill: Just not literary how you meant it, probably
Me: I meant to say literally
Bill: I know.
Also Bill: I just misused it intentionally in place of literally. As the way I used it makes no sense.
Am I cutting off my nose to spite my face by not drinking while the entire world shuts down due to coronavirus?
“What plans are afoot, oh officious one, to combat the nascent plague to all of humanity; the coronavirus. Please regale us with your thoughts.”
Either, not the brightest bulb in the pack, OR, not the sharpest tool in the shed, where Pack/Shed were somehow bound via some inter-dimensional teleportation in Matt’s head.
Just after that can of worms was proverbially opened, along come more worms and apparently spiders! 🕷
Read moreWhen you get to the office, put that beer in the freezer so it gets nice and toasty.
Wait, not toasty the opposite of toasty….frosty.
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