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matt-apropism

[mat-uh-prop-iz-uh m]
noun
Matt’s freakwent act or habit of misusing words ridiculously, especially by the confusion of words that are similar in sound.

The Cloud Proper

A home for “Leh-Mann’s Termz”….

Classic Verbal Gems Such As:

FURIOUSITY (CHIC-FIL-A = CLOSED ON SUNDAY)

“FRIENDFACE” (TO FRIEND ONE ON FACEBOOK)

STATE UNREADY (SEE PRINTZ)

STATE STEADY (SEE PRINTZ)

STATE UNAWARE (SEE PRINTZ)

NOID (POINTER+NODE)

VALIDIFIES (HOOVER)

RECENT MATT-APROPISMS

I’ll put that into my penciled note things ✏️ September 10, 2023
When I read back…sometimes I LOL literary at myself 😂 July 18, 2020
Quarantined! 😷 March 22, 2020
Am I just spitting myself?🤔 March 13, 2020
“What are the talks…?”😷 March 10, 2020
Not the brightest bulb in the shack 🚫💡 February 20, 2020
Just to throw some more worms on that can…and spiders 🕷for that matter! January 14, 2020
Cold Beer Moment…🍺 December 20, 2019
Happy Holidays! December 19, 2019
Emoji Vote Now Available! December 17, 2019
DR Deep Dive – “cas5 is a lonely child waiting for his dad to pick him up” July 18, 2019
“That you frequent a lot.” April 10, 2019
“You talk to the documentation…” April 10, 2019
“One on each others…” April 10, 2019
“Number C.” Spoken by Brady April 10, 2019
Bubket. March 28, 2019
Nip it in the butt … March 27, 2019
We need a napping bed… March 27, 2019
… null and voids … March 27, 2019
Thirdararily March 27, 2019
Drill downable March 26, 2019
A Luckily Lull March 26, 2019
Sales Pitch – “He didn’t seem too much bullshitty” March 26, 2019
Well… either it will or it will’nt. March 25, 2019
Evening Vibes March 25, 2019
? It wouldn’t find my reception…I was holding an Uber all over the place! ? January 16, 2019
Powerscript. January 15, 2019
Matt, counting down a list of things on his fingers. Touches first finger, makes point. Second finger, point. Third finger, point. Fourth finger, point. Fifth finger … tap tap tap … “there was a third thing, too…” December 20, 2018
You can almost force lack of mistakes. December 13, 2018
It’s stored locally… in my head. December 13, 2018
I’m hoping for memory to come about here. December 12, 2018
Things first things, … December 12, 2018
I feel like a boob. December 12, 2018
Tim said: “Fetter it out …” December 11, 2018
??I might get railroaded by a Septa bus…?? November 13, 2018
“You gave me my prescription…”? October 26, 2018
?”literally brain-dead”? October 26, 2018
The budget shouldn’t be enstowed on us. October 19, 2018
Nerdily important? October 2, 2018
Ambiguitous???? September 12, 2018
It really makes your head think? May 18, 2018
Question number next is… May 18, 2018
Going out on a bit of a stretch April 17, 2018
I just don’t like to do things to quick or unthought March 23, 2018
The anti-honey pot March 15, 2018
I still need to iron out the loose ends? March 15, 2018
Extra Verbosity March 14, 2018
“No, no, no. You see the problem is, if we do that, I don’t want to do that.” March 9, 2018
Where’s a woman where you need him March 9, 2018
I’m going through a time of feeling not enough productiveness. March 8, 2018

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