Translation: “I’ll pencil you in for Saturday the 9th 📝”
Category: matt-apropisms
Me: The whole thing was YOUR idea…that’s why it’s funny. I just made a website Bill: Well, it wouldn’t exist […]
Am I cutting off my nose to spite my face by not drinking while the entire world shuts down due […]
“What plans are afoot, oh officious one, to combat the nascent plague to all of humanity; the coronavirus. Please regale […]
Either, not the brightest bulb in the pack, OR, not the sharpest tool in the shed, where Pack/Shed were somehow […]
Just after that can of worms was proverbially opened, along come more worms and apparently spiders! 🕷
When you get to the office, put that beer in the freezer so it gets nice and toasty. Wait, not […]
I’m sure I’ll talk to you over the break about bood and fear! –Bill
