Category: matt-apropisms

Steve, uttering an ‘ironapropism,’ in response to Matt’s repeated use (and mis-use) of “not to digress…”

Tim, non-ironically (though very tautologically) describing the current software version for a particular application.

Meant: “Deviate from the template.” Default templates aren’t weird at all, but it is weird when it means the absolute […]

Father: Why are you still home? Son: 2 Hr Delay Father: Oh, ok. Well I will see you at your […]

Meant: “The logs are very verbose.” Instead it turned into a kind of brilliant tautology. Extra! Extra! Read all about […]

You entered: system os: RHEL/CentOS/OEL os version: 7 system domain: sju.edu hostname: pkicstrt1vsc ip: 10.68.65.155 netmask: 255.255.255.0 default gateway: 10.68.65.1 […]

Eagle’s Game Take-Out Binge (Wings and CheeseSteaks) Son: I’m full… Father (sarcastically): I don’t know how you’re still sandwich?, you […]

An inquiry only posed while drunk.