[mat-uh-prop-iz-uh m]
noun
Matt’s freakwent act or habit of misusing words ridiculously, especially by the confusion of words that are similar in sound.
Classic Verbal Gems Such As:
FURIOUSITY (CHIC-FIL-A = CLOSED ON SUNDAY)
“FRIENDFACE” (TO FRIEND ONE ON FACEBOOK)
STATE UNREADY (SEE PRINTZ)
STATE STEADY (SEE PRINTZ)
STATE UNAWARE (SEE PRINTZ)
NOID (POINTER+NODE)
VALIDIFIES (HOOVER)