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DR Deep Dive – “cas5 is a lonely child waiting for his dad to pick him up”

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The Central Authentication System is in an isolated state during this particular outage scenario.

-Tim

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“That you frequent a lot.”

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That you frequent. Or, that you go to a lot.

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“You talk to the documentation…”

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You look at the documentation.

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“One on each others…”

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Two on one.

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“Number C.” Spoken by Brady

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Letter C.

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Bubket.

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Somewhere between “bubkis” and “budget.”

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Nip it in the butt …

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Nip it in the bud. Or, maybe, “bite that ass!” Probably not that one, though.

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We need a napping bed…

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Your guess might be as good as mine. We need a bed? We need a nap? We need to take a nap in a bed? We need to take a bed to a nap?

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… null and voids …

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… invalidates …

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Thirdararily

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Thirdly. (this one was intentional)

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matt-apropism

[mat-uh-prop-iz-uh m]
noun
Matt’s freakwent act or habit of misusing words ridiculously, especially by the confusion of words that are similar in sound.

The Cloud Proper

A home for “Leh-Mann’s Termz”….

Classic Verbal Gems Such As:

FURIOUSITY (CHIC-FIL-A = CLOSED ON SUNDAY)

“FRIENDFACE” (TO FRIEND ONE ON FACEBOOK)

STATE UNREADY (SEE PRINTZ)

STATE STEADY (SEE PRINTZ)

STATE UNAWARE (SEE PRINTZ)

NOID (POINTER+NODE)

VALIDIFIES (HOOVER)

RECENT MATT-APROPISMS

  • I’ll put that into my penciled note things ✏️ September 10, 2023
  • When I read back…sometimes I LOL literary at myself 😂 July 18, 2020
  • Quarantined! 😷 March 22, 2020
  • Am I just spitting myself?🤔 March 13, 2020
  • “What are the talks…?”😷 March 10, 2020
  • Not the brightest bulb in the shack 🚫💡 February 20, 2020
  • Just to throw some more worms on that can…and spiders 🕷for that matter! January 14, 2020
  • Cold Beer Moment…🍺 December 20, 2019
  • Happy Holidays! December 19, 2019
  • Emoji Vote Now Available! December 17, 2019
  • DR Deep Dive – “cas5 is a lonely child waiting for his dad to pick him up” July 18, 2019
  • “That you frequent a lot.” April 10, 2019
  • “You talk to the documentation…” April 10, 2019
  • “One on each others…” April 10, 2019
  • “Number C.” Spoken by Brady April 10, 2019
  • Bubket. March 28, 2019
  • Nip it in the butt … March 27, 2019
  • We need a napping bed… March 27, 2019
  • … null and voids … March 27, 2019
  • Thirdararily March 27, 2019
  • Drill downable March 26, 2019
  • A Luckily Lull March 26, 2019
  • Sales Pitch – “He didn’t seem too much bullshitty” March 26, 2019
  • Well… either it will or it will’nt. March 25, 2019
  • Evening Vibes March 25, 2019
  • ? It wouldn’t find my reception…I was holding an Uber all over the place! ? January 16, 2019
  • Powerscript. January 15, 2019
  • Matt, counting down a list of things on his fingers. Touches first finger, makes point. Second finger, point. Third finger, point. Fourth finger, point. Fifth finger … tap tap tap … “there was a third thing, too…” December 20, 2018
  • You can almost force lack of mistakes. December 13, 2018
  • It’s stored locally… in my head. December 13, 2018
  • I’m hoping for memory to come about here. December 12, 2018
  • Things first things, … December 12, 2018
  • I feel like a boob. December 12, 2018
  • Tim said: “Fetter it out …” December 11, 2018
  • ??I might get railroaded by a Septa bus…?? November 13, 2018
  • “You gave me my prescription…”? October 26, 2018
  • ?”literally brain-dead”? October 26, 2018
  • The budget shouldn’t be enstowed on us. October 19, 2018
  • Nerdily important? October 2, 2018
  • Ambiguitous???? September 12, 2018
  • It really makes your head think? May 18, 2018
  • Question number next is… May 18, 2018
  • Going out on a bit of a stretch April 17, 2018
  • I just don’t like to do things to quick or unthought March 23, 2018
  • The anti-honey pot March 15, 2018
  • I still need to iron out the loose ends? March 15, 2018
  • Extra Verbosity March 14, 2018
  • “No, no, no. You see the problem is, if we do that, I don’t want to do that.” March 9, 2018
  • Where’s a woman where you need him March 9, 2018
  • I’m going through a time of feeling not enough productiveness. March 8, 2018

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