matt-apropisms

Steve, uttering an ‘ironapropism,’ in response to Matt’s repeated use (and mis-use) of “not to digress…”

Tim, non-ironically (though very tautologically) describing the current software version for a particular application.

Meant: “Deviate from the template.”

Default templates aren’t weird at all, but it is weird when it means the absolute opposite of what you’re trying to say. In Soviet Russian, template defaults you!

Father: Why are you still home?

Son: 2 Hr Delay

Father: Oh, ok. Well I will see you at your game today.

Father: Let me know if it cancels.

Son [too tired to notice]: Ok

Meant: “The logs are very verbose.” Instead it turned into a kind of brilliant tautology. Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Log file contains exact text from log file!

You entered:

system os: RHEL/CentOS/OEL

os version: 7

system domain: sju.edu

hostname: pkicstrt1vsc

ip: 10.68.65.155

netmask: 255.255.255.0

default gateway: 10.68.65.1

system dns servers: 10.68.66.5  10.68.66.6

nagios alias: TEST IS A TEST

Is this correct? [y/n] y

Eagle’s Game Take-Out Binge (Wings and CheeseSteaks)

Son: I’m full…

Father (sarcastically): I don’t know how you’re still sandwich?, you ate that entire…I mean, I don’t know how you’re still hungry, you ate that entire sandwich.

Son (confused): You mean full? …You said hungry…I said I am full!

Father: To the blog…

An inquiry only posed while drunk.